Little Pink Starfish

What the hell is going on, going into heat just because the protagonist shou went into heat too!

Did you think laozi couldn’t feel this rush of numb sweetness shooting from the soles of my feet straight to the tip of my heart?

Did you think laozi couldn’t experience this burning heat all over my body like being on fire?

Did you think laozi couldn’t notice the soreness and weakness all over my body, this bitter bī?

Laozi never expected—damn it—to go into heat at this moment, ah ah ah ah ah!

Gu Bai felt uncomfortable from head to toe, every hair strand to toenail bristling with discomfort.

And then there was that unspeakable emptiness in his body, making him want to pounce… damn it, he didn’t want to pounce, no one wanted to!

The worst part was, even though most of the members in his legion on the front line were beta, there were still quite a few alphas when the big battle came, and now, to his current self, all those alphas looked like “delicacies”!

…It was just too tragic.

Then, Gu Bai discovered that the protagonist shou’s pheromones were spreading like a virus, even the vacuum of space couldn’t stop it (→ in a world without logic, you lose if you take it seriously), causing those bugs to stir restlessly and get kind of drunk, and as for those mechas, many betas and all alphas inside them—totally out of commission.

You could clearly see those instinct-driven warriors piloting mechas with their last remaining shred of consciousness, searching everywhere for that scent that made them want to grab the person and go papapa right away!

Gu Bai was also super tragic.

Because his own pheromones… were also pure.

In the words of this world, they were filled with a honey-like fragrance.

But at the same time, Gu Bai was also lucky, because with the protagonist shou’s “jade and pearl in front,” all the betas and alphas were drawn to that “virus,” and although his scent was good, it still wasn’t as qiángli as the protagonist shou! Otherwise, he might have been the one surrounded—

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Even though the idea of “scent” always had that… hint of body odor feel.

…Sorry.

Gu Bai, whose body was extremely aroused but mental strength still perfectly clear, silently raised his head to express some apology.

Pheromones are not body odor, pheromones are not body odor, pheromones are not body odor.

Mm, important things must be said three times.

Because right now, he too was continuously releasing… omega pheromones.

Now, let’s talk about the outside.

Once the protagonist shou’s pheromones exploded, the bugs fell into chaos, and the battle couldn’t go on.

At the same time, this abnormal pheromone overload was quickly detected by those on the battleship. Since the ship’s body was heavy and well-defended, for the time being, they remained in a normal state.

But the external turmoil—how it happened—they quickly sensed something.

WTF, an omega actually sneaked in!

—At this moment, everyone still didn’t know their own admiral was also an omega, and had only discovered the center of the storm, still inside the mecha with jelly limbs and exploding pheromones: the protagonist shou.

All their attention was drawn to him, and they even set aside the previous matter of the admiral’s disappearance. After all, the bugs had stopped attacking! That was good news!

Only Qiguan Rui, he revealed a smile with unclear meaning.

Then, he opened the hatch, suited in mecha, and also entered the vast universe. After a few short-range space jumps, he quickly arrived in front of the giant mecha.

Next, Qiguan Rui walked out of his mecha.

At that moment, countless sweet fragrances surged into Qiguan Rui’s nostrils, the rich scent capable of attracting all alphas—it was from the protagonist shou.

But even such a scent couldn’t trigger the slightest impulse in Qiguan Rui.

However, Qiguan Rui sharply detected, in that extremely rich sweetness, another thread of scent.

This was… another omega’s pheromones?

He had originally just come to “rescue” his beloved, but his lips curved into an extremely gentle smile.

Gege, he…

Was in heat.

What he had waited one or two years for, what he most looked forward to…

Qiguan Rui was almost unable to wait.

He lifted his head with ease, and it was as if something within him had been unsealed, suddenly bursting forth!

As a fake beta, real alpha, at the moment he sensed Gu Bai’s shell entering heat, Qiguan Rui also smoothly awakened himself.

From now on, his suppressed constitution erupted, and he was a true alpha now!

And the first thing a newly awakened alpha wanted to do was—

Qiguan Rui didn’t hesitate at all and directly opened that giant mecha.

Then, he slipped right in.

Inside the mecha, Qiguan Rui saw a body fully flushed pink, sweet and honey-like omega.

Oh~~~

Sweet and honey-like omega.

·

Gu Bai woke up in a daze, able to feel the intense impact within his body, and every hit felt like it was pounding his soul—damn it, the shameful pleasure ah ah ah ah ah!

Whether it was the arm at his waist, the wandering salty pig hands all over, or the low panting and ambiguous nibbling in his ear, it was all so damn familiar, familiar to the point of wanting to cry tears of blood, you know?

Sensing his awareness returning, the person behind him suddenly tilted his head and bit his nape.

In that instant, it was like his entire body was electrified, completely frozen—wasn’t it!

Damn it, like being bitten in the throat by a wild beast, about to die at any moment—wasn’t it ah!

This omega body was really too f*cking pitiful…

Gu Bai teared up again.

Even back when they first met, when he was controlled at least there was a black iron chain or something to tie him down. Now in this new body, not even a chain was needed—solved with one bite, this was just too infuriating.

That damn pervert! Waited and waited and waited, and now his wish came true, huh!

Must he be this impatient!

Have a bit of wu zun’s dignity, alright!

Qiguan Rui: Dignity and such, never existed in front of gege ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Gu Bai felt the thing inside his body getting hotter, thicker, more swollen, deeper and deeper… What the hell is this, some kind of stretchable [BEEP]?

Simply incomprehensible.

With his mind full of messy thoughts, Gu Bai felt that damn pervert getting even rougher, but the space inside this mecha was really cramped, wasn’t it!

Hadn’t used this position in ages, wasn’t it…

Yes, Gu Bai’s upper body was half-naked, battle uniform loose and saggy, the lower half already stripped clean, currently in a position with one on top and one below, sitting on the usual pilot seat.

Deeper, more terrifying.

And that damn pervert was even piling on like pile-driving, Gu Bai drifting between sleep and wake multiple times. Was this omega’s heat really gonna last three whole days and nights, damn it!

This body hadn’t been trained long, couldn’t last that long!

…felt even more shameful, what to do.

Gu Bai gnawed his teeth in his heart.

Because at this moment, he felt what he most didn’t want, most feared, and also what that damn pervert most wanted to gān, was about to happen.

Under Qiguan Rui’s relentless thrusts, the deepest, most secretive switch inside Gu Bai’s shell was forcibly broken open, and the sensation—whether it was pain or pleasure—flooded through his whole body, bringing a physical ecstasy more terrifying than any time before, wave after wave, impossible to stop!

Then came the sudden swelling of the thing inside him, locking that place tightly, viciously!

Gu Bai felt like he was nailed down by that damn pervert, like a fish caught on a hook, dead and unable to struggle—

Then, scalding hot liquid poured in rapidly.

…like his whole soul was being dyed.

Heavy breathing echoed inside the mecha.

Gu Bai felt like he had died back and forth several times, his whole body soaked through, more miserable than a drenched chicken.

And Qiguan Rui, looking at his soaked gege, curved his lips in a satisfied smile.

He reached out, palm covered in dim black light, gently brushing Gu Bai’s abdomen.

It would be best if gege completely carried his scent.

But if there were any accessories…

Best to eliminate them early.

Gu Bai had no idea, thinking the damn pervert was copping a feel again, already way too used to it.

Now that he’d caught his breath, he finally asked with difficulty: “…Where are we?”

Qiguan Rui tilted his head slightly, smiled sweetly: “On… the battlefield.”

Gu Bai: “…”

·

After three days and nights of doing it, Qiguan Rui still wanted more, but Gu Bai used the end of heat as an excuse to completely snuff out that little desire.

Then, the two opened the mecha’s monitor screen and looked out into the starry sky.

The scene…

Was exactly the same as three days ago!

Well okay, this was actually canon in the original novel. That battle back then also ended in a ridiculous scene, the cause being the protagonist shou Liang Xiao’s passionate heat. Tons of alphas and betas came swarming, making it impossible to continue the fight.

At just the right moment, on another battleship, the canon gong Solar who’d long held feelings for Liang Xiao sensed something wrong, rushed out of the ship, passed five barriers and slew six generals, showing 300% of his power, defeating many “love rivals,” and finally entered Liang Xiao’s mecha and started doing it with him…

The two did it very intensely, Liang Xiao’s pheromones grew stronger, and then other betas and alphas gradually regained sanity because Liang Xiao had already been marked. As for the bugs, under such pheromones, they became a bit drunk and sluggish.

Only thing, the mother bug’s reproduction ability greatly increased… producing one drunken male bug after another.

Now that Gu Bai had taken the place of Liu Rufeng, and ended up in a pervert’s hands too, when he came out, what he saw was a mecha still hovering in the air, surrounded by many many mechas constantly slaughtering those drunk bugs.

The style of the scene was… strangely beautiful.

The original author really had a big brain hole…

After Gu Bai came out, he received a lot of complicated stares.

Because in those three days and nights, they were shocked to discover—this Admiral was actually an omega!

Are omegas this scary nowadays…

Qiguan Rui, satisfied, held Gu Bai tight, completely ignoring the others’ “WTF a flower stuck in cow dung, if we’d known we would’ve chased the admiral too and not let that pretty boy get lucky so sad” kind of jealous eyes.

His wish was fulfilled, and he felt suuuper satisfied.

But Gu Bai, upon sensing those gazes, felt a kind of discomfort that he never used to feel when being stared at.

Wǒ chǎo cǎo huì màng!

These people all know laozi is the shou now now now?!

Don’t wanna go back, don’t wanna stay, don’t wanna be admiral anymore ah ah ah ah ah!

Gu Bai got slightly irritable: “Leave this world!”

Qiguan Rui rubbed against him: “Stay a little longer…”

Gu Bai: “We’re leaving.”

Qiguan Rui looked a bit disappointed.

Only three days and nights, not enough…

But fine.

Gege already satisfied him before, so now he could only compromise with gege.

Then, Qiguan Rui smiled.

Behind him, suddenly appeared a thousand-zhang-long giant python, spanning the sky!

The appearance of the giant python made the entire space ripple with disorder!

And at the same moment, the drive within that still-contained mother bug also generated a massive attraction, sucking in all the bugs?

In the next instant, a crack tore open in the universe.

The giant python swished its tail, wrapped around Gu Bai, and also scooped up Fang Yuan’s limp shell, and with one leap—disappeared into the crack.

Leaving behind a crowd of utterly confused people, who suddenly found that all the enemy bugs in front of them… were gone?

Even that abruptly appearing bug tunnel disappeared just as abruptly.

Victory came so suddenly.

Only pity was…

They lost a young, talented, outstanding omega admiral.

From then on, another omega would inherit Admiral Liu’s legion.

And lead the omegas to a brilliant tomorrow.

·

Galactic Year 3849, that absurd battle summoned the Snake God.

The Snake God devoured the most outstanding admiral and his partner as sacrifice, and at the same time, brought 500 years of peace to the Federation.

Until five hundred years later, traces of the cosmic star bugs reappeared.

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Pinky had a whoopsy-daisies.