Little Pink Starfish

But regardless of his bottom-line, when Chen Yuanhao delivered the two invitation letters the next day, Gu Bai was still shocked by his god-like efficiency. This guy is truly a top-notch all-around performer—whether it’s for home, travel, killing, arson, flirting with girls, running errands, or doing chores! If someone like this could be recruited to Tiandu City, I’d definitely be able to train up a whole bunch of loyal dogs! Fist clenched!

Without thinking, Gu Bai couldn’t help but stare at the respectful Chen Yuanhao, his gaze flickering. Originally, he wrote this little subordinate just to showcase the protagonist’s kingly aura, but now… He was developing feelings toward him. What should he do… 

Chen Yuanhao shrank his body slightly. All the charm and elegance that was once present was completely retracted—he was the most disciplined person in the world! When he noticed that Gu Bai’s gaze lingered on him, he couldn’t help but shrink even more, wishing he could burrow into the floor. City Lord, please don’t look at me like that, or I’m going to be killed!

Qiu Tu: …That flowery peacock deserves it. Qiu Tu could see that the Lord of Tiandu City valued Chen Yuanhao’s ability to get things done, but this person also had a reputation for being a playboy. Knowing the lord he serves…

If Qiu Tu lived in the modern era, he would’ve lit a candle for Chen Yuanhao.

Qi Guanrui chuckled softly, “Yuanhao, apart from the positions at the Qingtian Academy, I need you to prepare a list of everyone who will participate in the Python-Slaying Tournament.”

Chen Yuanhao was quite miserable: “…Yes, Lord.” But wasn’t it agreed that only the materials from Qingtian Academy would be needed? Mighty and heroic Lord, can you change your mind this quickly?

Qiu Tu: Luckily, I have a weak presence. Considering there was still some camaraderie between the two of them, he subtly patted Chen Yuanhao’s shoulder. “I’m rooting for you, brother.”

Chen Yuanhao left with a face full of grievance. Qiu Tu didn’t dare say more, fearing his master would notice, so he quickly exited as well.

***

In the courtyard, only Gu Bai, Qi Guanrui, the four maidservants, and the little white flower (man-eating flower) Yun Menglian were left. Qi Guanrui smiled sweetly. The four maidservants immediately took the little white flower and “whooshed” away.

Qi Guanrui looked at Gu Bai with his sweet smile.

Gu Bai: “…?” The next moment, he felt a sense of weightlessness as he was forcefully dragged into a room.

Landing spot: The bed. 

Posture: Lying on his back. 

Load capacity: One person. 

Thoughts… Damn, so heavy!

Gu Bai looked at the handsome face right in front of him. He wanted to speak but never got the chance. “Mm mm mm!” A soft thing suddenly slipped into his mouth and stirred things up chaotically.

It seemed that the lack of activity for so many days had made the person on top a bit thirsty. Qi Guanrui sucked harder, with such force as if he wanted to swallow Gu Bai whole, entwining Gu Bai’s tongue and engaging in a passionate and desperate kiss. Gu Bai kept his eyes open and saw very clearly. Qi Guanrui’s expression was full of intoxicated infatuation… It was as if he were savouring some exquisite delicacy, thoroughly relishing every drop of body fluid in his mouth. …Damn it, he really doesn’t want to use “body fluid” to describe saliva!

Gu Bai looks helpless and bewildered; the author’s habits are really bad.

Speaking of which, Gu Bai used to write about “soft cherry lips,” “sweet nectar,” “smooth shell teeth,” and “fragrant little tongues.” Sensuality and eroticism were never a problem for him. So why does it feel so strange when it comes to his own?

Gu Bai’s tongue tingled as his mind wandered again. He steadied himself and saw the dissatisfaction in Qi Guanrui’s eyes. Gu Bai became irritable. What else do you want? Do you expect me to cooperate with you? In both my past and present lives, I’ve never touched meat. Do you think everyone is as gifted as you, you perverted stud?

Qi Guanrui’s thought process once again slightly diverged from Gu Bai’s. In fact, he didn’t intend for Gu Bai to really unleash his prowess and have a fierce battle of kissing skills—Gu Bai’s current dullness was the normal for him. What Qi Guanrui was dissatisfied with was that Gu Bai was zoning out again! This was blatant contempt for his skills… So, Qi Guanrui fiercely kissed Gu Bai while staring unblinkingly into his eyes. Gu Bai stared back at him for three minutes before blinking. I can’t compete with you, the one with no eyelids! Regardless of his thoughts, Gu Bai had indeed not zoned out again.

Qi Guanrui kissed deeper, his tongue almost reaching into Gu Bai’s throat. That depth… if it weren’t for the familiar shape, Gu Bai would have suspected that Qi Guanrui was using a snake’s tongue. But even so, Gu Bai felt violated. It was as if something was being sent through this deep kiss, invading deep into his very being. 

Qi Guanrui’s actions still hadn’t ceased or slowed, he undid Gu Bai’s belt with one hand, gently slid into his inner garment, and began to rub his member. The direction of the kisses began to move from Gu Bai’s lips and tongue to his chin, then to his neck, slowly moving downward… Everywhere Qi Guanrui’s lips had passed, the skin was thoroughly kissed, leaving countless deep and shallow marks… 

Gu Bai’s inner monologue was a mess. Finally showing your true colours, huh? It seems you’ve been fattening me up before sending me to the slaughter!* At least leave my neck alone for tomorrow, bro. Don’t make me wear a turtleneck!

_{*[T/N: Buttering up.]}

Qi Guanrui had already stripped Gu Bai naked. He resumed sucking on Gu Bai’s body and gradually made his way to the final position. Gu Bai’s body, having long since gotten used to it, had begun to turn rosy. Qi Guanrui’s gaze grew even more profound as he carefully held Gu Bai in his arms, then positioned his hard object against Gu Bai’s pink hole and thrust it in fiercely!

Gu Bai: =皿= Why is there still no lubrication!?

While he was being violently pumped, Gu Bai bit the corner of the quilt, resisting the urge cry out: Those who exploit others will eventually be exploited themselves! Sooner or later, I will make your ass bloom! And at that time, I won’t give you any lubrication either! 

Another day and night passed in this chaotic manner. When Gu Bai woke up again, it was already the next morning. Qi Guanrui affectionately nuzzled Gu Bai’s cheek and said softly, “Gege, good morning.”

Gu Bai shifted slightly and knew immediately that he was still quite injured, was sticky inside and out, and the “culprit” was still stuffed in there. This pervert can only score negative points in matters like this!

Seeing Gu Bai silent, Qi Guanrui’s tone softened a bit. “Gege, I was angry yesterday.” 

Gu Bai: “……” I should be the one who’s angry!

Qi Guanrui sighed and said aggrievedly, “Gege, don’t ignore me.”

Gu Bai still ignored him and Qi Guanrui’s smile twisted. It’s clearly not the first time, it clearly wasn’t like this last time, why? Why?… Could it be that Ziche Shubai really has a crush on Chen Yuanhao? So, that’s why he refuses to be close to me… The more Qi Guanrui thought this way, the stronger the sense of danger that radiated from him. At the same time, his arms tightened around Gu Bai, bringing them closer together.

Damn it, my back already hurts a lot, and you’re still making a fuss! Gu Bai pushed his big head away and said, “It’s torn.”

Qi Guanrui was taken aback, and after thinking for a moment, he finally understood what was going on. Then he chuckled softly, “It’s okay, gege…” His expression was strangely ambiguous, “Just lick it a bit.” 

Gu Bai, again: =口= Does that mean what I think it means? Hey! …It turned out, it meant exactly what he thought it meant.

Qi Guanrui carefully turned him over, his warm breath slowly moving down his back, gradually getting closer to that unspeakable part. Gu Bai was embarrassed. You’re not serious, are you…?

However, Qi Guanrui was indeed serious, getting closer and closer, his breath was almost hot enough to burn Gu Bai’s skin! =皿=

Gu Bai’s Wu Qi was bound, but his physical strength remained. Instinctively, he rolled over, his entire body tumbling to the other side of the bed. Qi Guanrui didn’t expect Gu Bai to resist so strongly; he was caught off guard and ended up being evaded. He looked at Gu Bai leaning on the other side of the bed and said softly, “Gege, come here, okay?” 

“…… No.”

Qi Guanrui raised an eyebrow; Ziche Shubai hadn’t expressed his true feelings to him for so long, and Qi Guanrui’s spirits were immediately lifted. He felt as if a layer of ice had been broken, bringing him an inch closer to the hidden depths of Ziche Shubai’s heart. Yes, the hidden… Inner-self that no one else knows about.

In the past, Gu Xiaoshan was able to catch glimpses of Gu Bai’s true self through subtle actions, but he could never truly understand their meaning. However, after he forced Zi Che Shubai, that door which had once been wide open to him seemed to close. But even though he was initially controlled by his emotions, Qi Guanrui was sharp, and he gradually attuned himself to Gu Bai’s needs. And so, there were a few days of “rest” afterward, but Qi Guanrui had never actually given up on obtaining Ziche Shubai. In the end, yesterday was bound to happen.

Qi Guanrui couldn’t let their relationship go back to the way it was. If he did… He would have to live a life where he could see but not touch——he was unwilling. However, just now, Qi Guanrui seemed to have accidentally found a something interesting. Ziche Shubai… Doesn’t completely not care. If, if… perhaps, he could be even bolder, even more… Qi Guanrui laughed, and his laughter was very cheerful. He extended a hand and casually said, “Gege, come here.” 

Gu Bai: “Hehe” please! Have a little bit of shame, okay!?

Qi Guanrui didn’t mind, before Gu Bai could blink, Qi Guanrui appeared on Gu Bai’s right side and his tongue was flexibly moving in and out of Gu Bai’s ear… Gu Bai’s body trembled and in that moment of weakness, Qi Guanrui suddenly pulled Gu Bai into his embrace! Immediately, Gu Bai’s chest was pressed against the bed, and a massive figure was already pressing down on his back. A single misstep led to eternal regret…

Qi Guanrui chuckled softly, his agile tongue quickly crossed the little swollen creases, not giving Gu Bai any time to react before it had already delved into that secluded place. Licking flexibly inside, the tingling sensation quickly travelled up Gu Bai’s spine, and in a mix of anger and frustration, he grabbed the bedsheet, thinking he should really show that scoundrel a thing or two! Damn pervert, you have guts! Once my Wu Qi is restored, even if I have to act a bit like a mother, I’ll kick your descendants’ roots* apart…  “Ah!” Qi Guanrui had forcefully thrust himself in, and Gu Bai felt as if his soul had been pierced. His whole body shuddered, and he couldn’t help but let out a low cry. It’s too deep, it has never gone this deep before…

_{*[T/N: Peepee.]}

In the past, with the barren mindset of an otaku, Gu Bai never thought such things would happen to him. I didn’t watch gay porn, okay? Being gay with your bros and all that were just jokes, okay? He only had love for the 2D world, he couldn’t escape it ah! Was the 3D world really that exaggerated? Suddenly, Gu Bai felt that he was completely done for.

Qi Guanrui had a very erotic morning, and he was very satisfied. Gu Bai wasn’t satisfied at all. He felt that his own limits had been pushed once again. But regardless of Gu Bai’s thoughts, for the next few days, he was forced to live a shameless and disgraceful life. The countless days of being fucked and then licked and then fucked again after being licked; every second felt like an eternity.

Finally, the time for the Python-Slaying Tournament had come.

Gu Bai propped himself up on the bed thinking: Damn, the people are finally going to be liberated…*

_{*[T/N: Inside joke with himself, it’s just him being liberated. He’s being pretentious.]}

***

Pinky says: Imagine expecting sex but getting a direct wet willy…

Dumbledore would totally do that. “Alas! Earwax!”