Little Pink Starfish

Everyone knew that when a person’s three views were shattered, there had to be a certain rebuilding process, and during this process, daze would usually become its form of expression.
Yin Jiuhen was no exception.
He was dazed, practically sluggish.

—This was neither discrimination nor anger, nor was it panic. If one had to use something to describe his current feelings, then it was probably…
Like a thunderbolt had struck his head.
Even the hair on his head was about to stand up ah ah ah!

Yin Jiuhen could feel it. Even when he had run away from home during his chuunibyou period and accidentally entered the demonic path, it hadn’t been this shocking.
Man and man!
That iceberg-like Tianxiao Shangren!
And that half-human half-snake monster!
From gender to species, ni ma none of it was right ah!

How could it be like this…
Wo cao so this is what it was ah!

Ling Feng, watching from the side, saw this gege Yin who seemed like he had been struck by lightning, and felt deep worry.
Would would would would would would Shishu mm hmm hmm ah!!
Gege Yin please come back ah!

Unable to hold it in, Ling Feng quietly reached out and tugged at Yin Jiuhen’s sleeve.
Yin Jiuhen shivered and grabbed Ling Feng’s hand in return.
—He was nervous!
Ling Feng also shivered.
—He was also nervous!

Gu Bai completely hadn’t expected that pervert to suddenly say something like that, it was simply a strong sense of shame coming out in front of juniors!
But!
Thinking carefully about that pervert’s usual behavior, it didn’t seem that strange ah!
But what to do now? After coming out, if the closet is gone what to do then!

After some thought, Gu Bai turned his head with difficulty and looked at Qiguan Rui.
Qiguan Rui smiled gently, reached out, and waved a hand.

In an instant, whether it was Yin Jiuhen or Ling Feng, they both felt a powerful force rush at them from the front, wrapping them in its tyrannical strength and sending them… outside the main hall.
In short, they were kicked out!
When they turned around, even the hall doors were closed, wasn’t it!

Yin Jiuhen realized and felt that he had been very rude.
Oh god he had just been too shocked! He totally hadn’t had any other thoughts ah! Would he be hated by Tianxiao Shangren and his dao companion because of this, and then they’d make things hard for his little Feng brother??

Ling Feng, on the other hand, let out a sigh of relief.
So lucky.
Ni ma the luck was good.
Gege Yin’s behavior didn’t make Shishu too angry, otherwise this wouldn’t have been the outcome.
Being kicked out or whatever…
When he first started getting close to Shizun, he got thrown out seven or eight times a day. This time he hadn’t even been hit hard enough to roll on the ground with his face down, so what was the big deal?

But Ling Feng soon realized Yin Jiuhen was still overthinking things.
He thought about it and still decided to explain to this gege Yin about the way they got along.

Yin Jiuhen: “…So that’s how it is.”
He completely hadn’t expected that the way they got along would be like this!
Little Feng brother was… too pitiful.
He had to treat him even better from now on.

Afterward, because the main hall was closed to them, Ling Feng didn’t send Yin Jiuhen down the mountain, and instead directly arranged a guest room for him.
Then, the two of them, on the peak of Tianxiao Mountain, began their cohabitation—ah no, it was their inseparable life.

·

“Hey, gege Yin, this move of mine seems a bit off…”
“Little Feng brother look, if done like this…”
“Seems still a bit off…”
“How about we spar for a bit and try to comprehend it.”

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“Hey, gege Yin, this move of mine seems a bit off…”
“Little Feng brother, this is…”
“Is it like this?”
“Little Feng brother don’t worry, I’ll spar with you until you understand.”

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“Hey gege Yin, this move of mine is definitely off!”
“Little Feng don’t worry, look…”

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“Hey gege Yin, quickly teach me this move!”
“Okay okay okay, Little Feng come, I’ll hold your hand…”

·

The atmosphere on Tianxiao Mountain was getting more and more off.
Every day, there were one black and one white shadow darting around the mountain top, from maintaining a set distance to being intimate to becoming sticky as hell—ni ma, getting closer by the day.
Even the white clouds winding around the mountain top seemed to be dyed pink.

Gu Bai let out a silent sigh.
From brotherly bonds and close friends to later turning into cheesy romance novels, was this damn evolution or degeneration!
Perfectly good swordsmanship had ni ma turned into mutual longing swordplay, did it have to be this exaggerated!
It was not even the same system okay! Just spar normally! One saying they can’t do it, the other acting like a master teaching hand-in-hand, what the hell is this!

Gu Bai was completely done.
He gloomily realized, maybe his little boy couldn’t be saved anymore… if this wasn’t gay, then there were no gays in the world okay!
Even he and that pervert hadn’t done this kind of thing before ah!

.

He had grown up, and naturally had his own life, whether he would marry many girls he liked or be with a man from his deep heart,?”

Gu Bai was conflicted.
Don’t think laozi didn’t know the role you played in this, you pervert!
However…
What the pervert said,
Laozi surprisingly had nothing to say back.

Originally Gu Bai had thought he’d end up with the female lead, so he wouldn’t need to find so many substitutes and dirty his life. But he had never expected that the female lead was ni ma taken away by her uncle!
Wasn’t that just the best.

Gu Bai held his forehead.
Alright, so now there was another problem.

Had those two young gays figured it out yet? If they hadn’t, how many more years of blindness would this go on? If they had, then who was the top and who was the bottom, could something still be salvaged!

Yes, if being gay was already inevitable, maybe the top and bottom could still be contested.
Anyway, beautiful top strong bottom okay, age-gap okay… it was all acceptable ah!
Still hit the right spot okay!

Qiguan Rui saw Gu Bai’s thoughts and nuzzled his chin affectionately against his shoulder, narrowing his eyes.
Indeed a problem…
However, since that Ling Feng was gege’s little son and also became gege’s disciple, then naturally he had to go through gege first. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be happy.
As for who was top or bottom… heh.

·

Yin Jiuhen was very gloomy recently.
As a demonic sword cultivator, he hadn’t been this gloomy and hesitant in a long time.
But he had to be gloomy! He had to be hesitant!

He was gloomy because every day here he saw a pair of man-man loving dao companions, and for his little Feng brother, he had feelings… was secretly in love. Although fortunately, when he tested the waters and confessed, Little Feng also agreed and they were already in a fiancé relationship, but! They still hadn’t gotten the approval of the parents…

At the same time, this was where the hesitation lay.

How to propose marriage to Tianxiao Shangren… as a poor demonic sword cultivator who just came out of seclusion with nothing?
Too tragic.
If he didn’t want Little Feng to suffer, then he definitely couldn’t just go like this.
He might even get slapped away with a big palm!

Too damn gloomy!

But, things always turned around eventually.
On a dark and windy night, Yin Jiuhen picked up a storage ring.
And inside that ring, was… the Eighteen Styles of Longyang.

Yin Jiuhen blushed.
Then he realized his body was getting a bit hot.
The ultimate tip for long-term bachelors seeking to marry quickly ah ah ah!

Then, a small slip of paper fell out from the storage ring.
It only had one sentence written on it:
“If you want to get rich, rob the rich.”

Yin Jiuhen instantly understood.
So he held high determination, and with a hopeful mindset, said goodbye to Ling Feng the next day.
He said, he was going to prepare the betrothal gifts.

Ling Feng: “…”
Although very happy, but gege thought, if gege prepared the betrothal gifts instead, it would’ve been even better ah.

And at this moment, Yin Jiuhen had already stepped onto the path of masked robbery.

·

Recently, a big event happened on Tianxiao Mountain.
Word was that Tianxiao Shangren, who in countless years had only accepted one personal disciple who hadn’t even graduated yet, Ling Feng, actually got married to a demonic sword cultivator!
Damn this kind of thing how could the immortal path tolerate it ah! The immortal and demonic paths were supposed to be incompatible you guys knew that right! If you wanted to go against the rules then go all the way, how could you just pretend to follow them!

Because of this, the wedding was especially lively.
Of course, most came to stir trouble.

But the people of the immortal path never expected, not only was there Tianxiao Shangren on Tianxiao Mountain, but there was also a yao huang! This one man and one demon had even more terrifying presence oh! Even more fiercely protective oh!

In the end, with the top ranks of the Tianxuan Immortal Sect guaranteeing that the demonic sword cultivator absolutely wouldn’t do evil and promising he had committed no sins, the matter finally came to an end.
And this wedding, which shocked the entire cultivation world, also finally came to a close.

In the following many years, Ling Feng and his dao companion, the demonic sword cultivator Yin Jiuhen, made a huge name for themselves in the cultivation world, basically never causing trouble themselves. But whenever trouble found them, their elder Tianxiao Shangren would suddenly appear and take them away, practically like a summoned beast.
In this lack-of-training-yet-safe period, Yin Jiuhen’s cultivation improved rapidly, not to mention he was already several realms higher than Ling Feng. Even Ling Feng progressed at unprecedented speed, jumping levels until he finally caught up with Yin Jiuhen!

Later, Tianxiao Shangren retired behind the scenes, and the two of them became the masters of Tianxiao Mountain, holding the fort on their own—

At this moment, the two standing alone were obediently standing in the back mountain.
In front of them stood two men as beautiful as banished immortals, surrounded by boundless mist. It was their time to ascend!

Ling Feng was very reluctant: “Shizun, Shishu…” Though he wanted to say forget about Shishu.
Even Yin Jiuhen, with his cold face, was moved.

Gu Bai looked at them emotionlessly.
Ma dan it’s been so many years and the little brat still hadn’t managed to top Yin Jiuhen, so useless he wanted to throw a pregnancy fruit at him and make him birth a dozen kids! Teach him a lesson!
But, after being in this world for a hundred years, now that he was leaving, that pervert had to hold back…

Qiguan Rui hugged Gu Bai tightly, extremely affectionate.
Very soon, very soon.
His plan had indeed been right. Ling Feng had gone through most of the plotline much earlier than the original, and now had enough power to protect himself. At this moment, taking gege away, gege had nothing to say.

Qiguan Rui now understood very clearly.
Previously, the world became uncontrollable during void-shattering because Gu Bai’s soul wasn’t stable enough. But after accompanying him through so many worlds, now that they had synced, there was no more problem.
And he himself, after countless fights with the will of the world in different realms, had obtained even stronger powers. From now on, crossing worlds would never again be restricted.
Just like in this world, originally he had already been able to freely control his true body…

But now, Qiguan Rui just wanted to go on a honeymoon.
In this long honeymoon phase, although many things were interesting, in so many worlds, he hadn’t even had time to get intimate with Gu Bai.
Especially in this world, his patience had run out!

—How could his gege focus his attention on someone else?

So, go back.
Use so-called ascension as an excuse, and return to that world under his complete control.

Gu Bai agreed.
After Gu Bai finished saying goodbye to the two, Qiguan Rui could no longer restrain himself. He hugged Gu Bai tightly and leapt into the sky!
In an instant, a giant python wrapped around that white-robed sword cultivator like a celestial being, and rushed into the vast starry sky—

Ling Feng silently looked at the sky: “Gege Yin, why do I feel that even if I ascend in the future, I’ll never see Shizun… and Shishu again?”
Yin Jiuhen held him in his arms, awkwardly comforting him.
Even though he also had the same feeling.

Eventually, the starry sky returned to calm.
That one man and one python, ultimately disappeared.

Maybe, this was farewell forever.

·

Crossing countless voids, spanning countless worlds.
This time, Gu Bai was conscious.
He didn’t know when it had already become his true body—yes, that shell of Ziche Shubai, had, after endless integration, acknowledged his soul.
He saw, between travels, the countless worlds they passed.

Finally, at last, a vast plane appeared before his eyes.
It was the plane where he had attained the title of wu zun, incomparably familiar…

When Gu Bai looked down—
That incomparably gorgeous, solemn giant city had already appeared before his eyes.

“Welcome back, City Lord!”

This was Tiandu City.
And also… the home of him and Xiaoshan.