Little Pink Starfish

Gu Bai jolted upright from bed, and his face instantly turned red then white, blue then purple—
or rather, red with a touch of white, white with a hint of black, black as pitch, purple and blotchy…
In short, it was dazzlingly multicolored, indescribably vivid.

He! Remembered! Everything!

Goddammit, wasn’t this just supposed to be a honeymoon?!
The first time, the damn pervert lost his memory, fine. The second time, he lost his memory, fine.
But now a third time?! He lost it again?!
Again and again and again! Could it stop already?!

And in these past few worlds… especially during the time he had amnesia…

His behavior…
That pervert’s behavior…
The way he and the pervert got along…

It was truly unbearable to look at.

Come to think of it, he did feel kinda sorry for his pervert.

To put up with it for this long—honestly, that wasn’t easy.

But just because it was hard doesn’t mean it’s forgivable!
Who let that bastard dare to even mess with him (not really) while he was like that?!
Such nerve!

Absolutely cannot let this go lightly.
He had to get revenge! ╭(╯^╰)╮

However—

Easier said than done. Once Gu Bai sorted through the memories of the previous worlds, then looked at the memories of this new body and his current identity—
his just-recovered noble, cold persona instantly crumbled into dust.

F*ck. It must be that the way he shattered the void was wrong!

He’d transmigrated into effeminate men, gender-benders, even non-human forms,
but who would’ve thought that wouldn’t be enough for that twisted cosmic consciousness?!
This time, he actually transmigrated into a real, honest-to-god female!

This sense of collapse…

In that instant, Gu Bai’s face turned red then white, blue then purple again,
or rather—red with white, white with black, black as pitch, purple and splotchy…

Yes. The world Gu Bai was in now, was truly… heartbreakingly bizarre.

According to the original novel, the plot went like this:

The main character Liang Xiao transmigrated into a future world and became an omega with very pure bloodline.
He was supposed to, like other pureblood omegas, be raised delicately at home, wait until he came of age, and be matched with an excellent alpha to become his mate, then spend his life giving birth and giving birth and giving birth again.
But because of a minor issue at birth, no one detected his omega pheromones, and he was mistaken for a beta.
His omega mother died in childbirth, and his alpha father hurried to marry a beta he supposedly loved, who couldn’t stand Liang Xiao and convinced the father to send him off to a remote planet.

There, Liang Xiao, though lonely, met many kind people.
Among them was an omega who had run away to escape an arranged bond.
That omega believed pheromones and estrus-induced mating were a degradation of human emotion—where instinct overrode reason, lust overrode love.
They felt omegas were unfairly oppressed, treated as tools for reproduction.
Together with some like-minded—or radical—omegas, they escaped and focused on developing inhibitors to suppress omega pheromones, allowing them to live normal lives without being dominated by alphas.

Later, Liang Xiao awakened early due to his pure bloodline, and the omegas used inhibitors to hide his true identity.
Liang Xiao agreed with their ideals, believing the Federation’s treatment of omegas was unjust.
He returned to the main planet as a beta, enrolled in the military academy, and worked hard to join the military.

During this time, he met his golden thigh—a powerful alpha with pure blood.
This alpha’s mother had also suffered as an omega.
The two bonded over shared ideals, fell in love, and together overturned the Federation’s omega policies.
They combined forces and became shining stars of the army.

Sounds serious, doesn’t it?
Feels like an allegory for some kind of liberation movement, huh?

Well—it basically was.

But!

What Gu Bai was really upset about wasn’t that the story screamed “liberation narrative”—the plot had nothing to do with him.
He didn’t have to complete missions or alter storylines.
He was just here for a honeymoon, okay?

What made him collapse was—his identity this time was too f*cked up!

That’s right, the body Gu Bai had transmigrated into—was a damn omega.

Now let’s talk about the world setting.
A bizarre world setting.

In this world, humans were divided into six genders.
Each gender had three sub-types.

For example, under males: male alpha, male beta, male omega.
Under females: female alpha, female beta, female omega.

The letters all looked the same, but the divisions?
Yeah, it got weird fast.

For instance—

Alphas were the ultimate dominants.
Betas were the “normals,” like ordinary people in a regular world.
Omegas? Especially male omegas?
They were the softest of the soft, the ultimate “bottoms.”

And the freakiest part?
Female alphas and male omegas.

Let’s take a deep breath and talk about female alphas.

Have you ever seen a girl with big boobs… and a longer-than-average d*ck?
Yes, long. And functional.
Able to make men pregnant.

Yes, this is a girl who can get guys pregnant!

Cool, huh?

Gu Bai wasn’t too bothered by that. He could laugh it off as a weird setting.

But what really messed him up—
was being a male omega.

And what were male omegas best at?
Giving birth.

Guys who could give birth, man. You can’t handle that.

Alphas and omegas released strong pheromones that triggered mutual attraction.
Once they locked in, they could be loving partners forever—or more accurately, they were genetically perfect for reproduction.

Didn’t matter if it was a male or female alpha—
as long as they released pheromones and seduced each other,
male omegas could be impregnated.
Yes, impregnated.

Gu Bai had become one of these male omegas.

Ha.
Sure, sounded like a rare talent. Special skill, right?

BUT (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

WHO THE HELL WANTS THIS KIND OF TALENT?!

Gu Bai had never imagined he’d end up with such a wretched trait.

Suddenly, the suffering from previous worlds didn’t seem so bad anymore.

Gu Bai expressionlessly facepalmed.

Oh right—
He was a pureblood omega, whose loving parents had hidden his identity to protect him from being raised as a breeding tool.
They raised him as a beta.
He had a whole ice vault full of inhibitors.
Then, his parents died in an accident, and to maintain his noble family’s status, the original owner never revealed his omega status.
Instead, he joined the military as a beta and eventually became a powerful general, holding up the whole Liu family.

In the original story, Liu Rufeng (his current body) was thought to be a love rival for the protagonist shou Liang Xiao.
Throughout the novel, he helped Liang Xiao and the golden thigh expand their power and dismantle the Federation’s policies.
Only near the end was it revealed that he wasn’t motivated by love—but by shared secrets and a common goal.

So if Gu Bai had anything to be thankful for,
it was that the character he transmigrated into had never revealed his omega status.

His manly dignity? Intact.

No need to be the ultimate bottom.
Praise the damn heavens!

That’s right, his standards were this low. No expectations left.

Gu Bai stood, took a battlesuit from the rack, and put it on.

The original owner, likely due to shame over his secret, always wore a battlesuit in public.
The suit’s biggest advantage?
It was super easy to put on—and ridiculously hard to take off.

It protected his omega identity perfectly.

From neck to ankles, fully covered, airtight.

It looked both abstinent and cold.

Gu Bai looked in the mirror at the pale, distant beauty reflected back.
Expression aloof. Untouchable. Perfect.

He gave himself a thumbs up.
Excellent. This persona would be easy to play.

Then, he left the room.

Outside, the Liu family’s steward was already waiting.

Once Gu Bai exited, the steward bowed respectfully: “Master, breakfast is ready. Would you like to eat now?”

Gu Bai’s face stayed blank: “Soon.”

The steward quickly left.

According to memory, he was supposed to go give a speech at the Federal First Military Academy today—
to encourage the incoming freshmen to study hard and one day serve in the military.

Although he was still “officially” a beta, he had enough military merit and pedigree to hold the rank of general.

He was currently on leave.

In the original plot, assuming there were no changes,
this batch of new students was also when the protagonist shou Liang Xiao—posing as a beta—entered the academy.

—Thinking of this, Gu Bai remembered that pervert again.

Where was that guy now?

Wherever he was, he definitely remembered the plot too.

Now that all Gu Bai’s memories had returned, his eyes sparkled with life again.

Thinking back to when he was just a nerdy bottom-feeder in the modern world,
how he and that damn pervert used to casually write novels together for fun—

Man, the genres they dabbled in…

Never would he have imagined,
he’d one day transmigrate into the freakiest of them all!