Standing there, side by side, were two extremely handsome young men.
One of them was well known to everyone—Qingtong regarded him as a lecher, the demons wished they had never met him, and the three great demon kings constantly suspected his every move. He was Kongshan Dawang—now with his memories restored, known as Qiguan Rui.
Alias: Perverted Freak → This nickname probably wasn’t going to change anytime soon.
As for the other one…
The first reaction from everyone upon seeing him was: Holy shit! Where did this peerless beauty come from?!
The second reaction was—his neck was covered in kiss marks, his lips were swollen and still slightly red, and the corners of his eyes carried a faint flush. Even with a completely expressionless face, it was obvious what he had just been doing!
Not to mention—his slim waist was wrapped in someone else’s embrace!
As a loyal and devoted maidservant, Qingtong quickly snapped out of the beauty’s temptation. Her gaze darted back and forth between the two men before her expression turned extremely ugly:
“You damn lecher! You actually betrayed the Star Lord!”
Then she turned to the peerless beauty, took a deep breath, and gritted her teeth:
“You homewrecker!”
Ziche Shubai: “…”
Should he praise Qingtong for her unwavering loyalty, or should he loudly proclaim his innocence?
He had lived for thousands of years! This was the first damn time someone had called him a homewrecker!
And to make it worse—they thought he was his own homewrecker!
When Qingtong saw Ziche Shubai’s all-too-familiar reaction, a deep sense of grief settled over her.
In an instant, her mind filled in the blanks.
Ah, no wonder this lecher was so eager when he first met the Star Lord…
Ah, no wonder he said the Star Lord looked familiar…
Ah, no wonder he went out of his way to please the Star Lord…
Everything! It was all because of! That long-lost white moonlight!
That’s right, it had to be.
Once upon a time, a man had fallen in love with an unattainable flower atop a high mountain, engraving that figure deeply in his heart. But for various reasons, he had been unable to pluck that flower. Over time, that unattainable love settled in his soul, becoming an eternal white moonlight—a cinnabar mole forever imprinted upon his heart.
And then, during his endless wandering, he found someone whose aura was eerily similar to that white moonlight. At that moment, he abandoned all reservations and pursued them relentlessly!
And that person—was the Star Lord!
Qingtong’s gaze turned mournful.
Poor Star Lord… he was just beginning to understand love and already fell for a scumbag, completely unaware that he was merely a substitute…
At that moment, Luo Hu Demon King and Qingtong exchanged a glance filled with unspoken understanding.
My dear sister, my brain is filling in the same tragic backstory as yours!
Luo Hu’s imagination seamlessly picked up where Qingtong’s left off.
Yes, that delicate little beauty had no idea about the sinister intentions of their mountain lord. He had thought he had found true love and foolishly invited the wolf into his home.
But a substitute would always be just that—and the delicate beauty was no fool. He must have gradually realized something was wrong. Then, one day! Yes! Who knows exactly when!
The white moonlight reappeared!
And how could a substitute ever compare to the real thing…
The moment the suspicion became reality, the delicate beauty saw the white moonlight—and his heart turned to ashes.
Thinking this far, Luo Hu Demon King felt a bit sorry for the little beauty.
Women—such sentimental creatures!
Even a demon queen who could charm the world wasn’t immune!
Qingtong’s gaze suddenly turned cold, shifting into one of pure hatred.
There could be no mistake!
The Star Lord had learned the truth and had decided to kill those two adulterers! He had left behind his last words with the resolve to die!
But how could one person fight against two? And that damn lecher was far too powerful…
The outcome was obvious.
The lecher had mercilessly killed the Star Lord and then used the Star Lord’s house, the Star Lord’s bed, to commit such shameful acts with his lover!
Even the Star Lord’s corpse… had been discarded without a second thought…
This was simply! Utterly! Monstrous!
Luo Hu Demon King sighed: That poor little beauty…
Qingtong grieved: That poor Star Lord…
Both of them were trapped in their own wildly imaginative tragedies.
Yes, that peerless beauty’s temperament was far too similar to the Star Lord’s.
Almost identical.
Both were so cold and unattainable, making people yearn for them yet—
Yet—
But in the end, a peerless beauty was still a peerless beauty. And while the Star Lord was indeed an incredibly handsome man, compared to the absolute pinnacle of beauty standing before them, he fell just a fraction short.
And sometimes, that tiny fraction was all it took to decide the victor in love.
In this world where looks reign supreme…
The atmosphere grew increasingly bizarre.
Ziche Shubai didn’t need to guess—he could tell these idiots had already constructed an entire melodramatic plot in their heads.
As for the exact details? Judging by their expressions, he had no interest in knowing.
The two sides stood at an impasse.
Qingtong took a deep breath, raised her hand, and shouted:
“Personal guards, follow me! Avenge the Star Lord!”
The personal guards roared:
“Avenge him!”
Luo Hu Demon King’s expression shifted, and with a quick glance at the other two demon kings, they collectively retreated three hundred meters.
This kind of mess—they were not getting involved.
Even if—even if they were sisters in brainwaves… staying neutral was already a huge favor.
Did they even understand how terrifying that man was?!
With their keen instincts, the three great demon kings had immediately noticed something different about their mountain lord.
Indeed, that man had always been unfathomable, willful, and absolutely malicious—like a wild beast that could go berserk at any moment, making people want to lock him up in a cage.
But now? He was still a beast, but one that had been tamed—yet remained just as dangerous.
On the surface, he seemed obedient, but unlike before, when he was like a rootless wanderer, now he was clear-minded.
A raging beast wasn’t terrifying—
What was terrifying was a raging beast that had also gained intelligence.
In simple terms, the guy who was once just brute force had now become scheming and cunning.
Before, if tamed, he would simply obey whatever he was told.
Now, even if he still appeared to listen, he was secretly plotting something extra behind the scenes.
His danger level had doubled.
His aura had become even more frightening.
Thus, the three great demon kings and their followers continued retreating.
And, as expected—it was worse than they had imagined.
Qiguan Rui looked at the approaching shrimp soldiers and crab generals, his eyes devoid of emotion—until he turned to his beloved. Then, they melted into a spring of boundless tenderness:
“Gege, they’re so annoying. Shall I kill them all for you?”
Ziche Shubai: “No.”
Qiguan Rui sighed, his gaze soft yet helpless:
“Alright, I’ll listen to gege.”
With that, he curled his fingers slightly.
In the next instant, Qingtong and all the personal guards found themselves completely immobilized.
An overwhelming force bound them in place—they couldn’t even move a finger.
This damn lecher—he was terrifyingly strong!
Did this mean—they would never get their revenge in this lifetime?!
Ziche Shubai glanced at his former subordinates’ unfiltered theatrical expressions and his face darkened.
You’re the homewrecker! Your whole family is full of homewreckers!
Ziche Homewrecker Shubai felt an overwhelming sense of shame.
After taking a deep breath for three seconds, he made a decision.
That damn pervert had been careless, leaving Shangguan Yu’s body outside. Gege had also made a mistake in oversight. But since things had already played out this way—everyone believed Shangguan Yu was dead, the damn pervert had regained his memories, and gege had returned to his original body—why not just go with the flow?
Ziche Shubai tilted his head back and looked at the sky.
What’s with all this darkness? You planning to strike me with lightning? Trying to kick me out of this world?
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Gege’s hands are itching to tear you apart. What now?
Ziche Shubai turned back around—
And met the gaze of his resident pervert, filled with indulgence yet twisted, domineering yet possessive… Let’s go?
Qiguan Rui softly said, “Gege, let’s go.”
In the next moment, lightning surged through the sky. The handsome young man lifted two fingers and made a simple motion—
And the boundless cosmic sky split open, revealing a massive black rift.
Then, that young man transformed into an enormous python, coiling around his breathtakingly beautiful lover, and swiftly plunged into the rift.
The fissure closed, and all traces of them vanished.
On Tian Du Star, Qingtong and the personal guards, who had been trapped, were suddenly freed. The enormous barrier that had enveloped the planet completely dissipated.
The demons, barely able to contain their joy, scattered and left. Meanwhile, those who remained on Tian Du Star found themselves in an awkward silence.
They… they really ascended?!
At that moment, Shangguan Jue suddenly cried out, “Eh? Eh? Eh?! Where’s my big brother’s (corpse)?”
Gu Xing stared at the empty ground, stunned.
He had just set his brother-in-law’s body down for a moment to comfort his “wife,” and now—where the hell did it go?!
Qingtong: “……”
The personal guards: “……”
Shangguan Jue clenched his fists.
“They must have taken him with them!” His face was filled with determination.
“Gu Xing, you have to push me to cultivate properly! One day, we’ll ascend to the Immortal Realm, find them, and take my brother back!”
Qingtong: “Take him back!”
The personal guards: “Take him back!”
Qingtong declared, “I will assist Young Master Jue with all my strength!”
The personal guards: “Assist Young Master Jue!”
Shangguan Jue felt a great responsibility fall upon his shoulders. He turned to his newlywed partner, lips pressed together.
“Gu Xing, you’ll help me, right?”
Gu Xing looked at him with a bit of tenderness, his heart swelling with ambition.
“I will help you!”
From that day on, after the departure of Tian Du Star’s first-generation Star Lord, his younger brother and brother-in-law took charge of the planet.
With the unwavering support of a devoted following, they developed Tian Du Star into a power no less formidable than the main Shangguan clan itself.
Years later, Shangguan Jue and Gu Xing ascended. Soon after, many of their subordinates followed one after another.
No one could say for certain what had driven these people to work so relentlessly, nor why they had such a high success rate in ascension.
But one thing was widely known—
That generation would forever revere one figure as a deity:
The first Star Lord.
Ziche Shubai:
WHAT THE HELL—?!
ANOTHER SPACE-TIME STORM?!
WHERE IS THIS DAMN THING TAKING ME THIS TIME?!
Little Pink Starfish 
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