Little Pink Starfish

Amid the earth-shaking roars, the remaining talented young men who had not yet fallen, crumbled to the ground. Among all those participating in the martial contest for marriage, only Sang Lingling remained standing. Everyone else lay sprawled on the floor.  

…Had the martial contest for marriage ended in failure this time? The crowd collectively expressed their dismay—what a scam.  

Xin E spoke calmly, “Compared to my maternal grandfather, there’s still a slight gap in ability.”  

The other girls seemed to snap back to their senses.  

Liu Manluo tugged the corner of her mouth. “Of course, the bloodline of the Mighty Ape King is superior…”

Lu Jia’er remarked, “That little girl is amazing!”  

Gu Bai looked at the scene of bodies lying scattered below and felt slightly guilty.  

In the original story, this monstrous, superhuman lolita had also swept away all the contenders when she appeared. In the end, the perverse protagonist made a dramatic entrance, forcing her to submit after a fierce battle. From that moment on, the protagonist’s harem gained a beautiful ape-like maiden.  

Later, when the pair were travelling, Sang Mao was killed by Sang Jun. This caused the perverse protagonist to fly into a rage for the sake of the beauty. He not only crushed Sang Jun’s arrogance but also claimed the position Sang Jun had manoeuvred into. This incident significantly boosted the protagonist’s standing in the martial arts community, propelling him to near the pinnacle of power at a young age.  

Even the power Sang Jun had stolen from Sang Mao was eventually absorbed by the protagonist, along with Sang Jun’s own strength. This solidified the foundation for the perverse protagonist to become the future leader of the martial world. 

Gu Bai: Turns out I really am the “dad” of this story! As for now… the plotline roughly stayed on track, but the finer details had changed drastically. The perverse protagonist hadn’t joined the marriage contest but had replaced Chen Yuanhao—though Chen Yuanhao wasn’t even his biological son! Could he openly admit he’d only shown up to see the fearsome, superhuman lolita?  

Gu Bai had no idea how things would unfold next.  

Sang Lingling, after roaring, inhaled slowly and returned to her bashful demeanour from before the fight. She quietly walked back to her uncle and father, tilted her head up, and smiled sweetly.  

Sang Jun gently patted the lolita’s head. “Lingling, are you happy?”  

Sang Lingling nodded vigorously. “Happy!”  

Sang Mao furrowed his brows until they looked like wriggling earthworms. “If even Lingling can’t beat them, what kind of talents are they? My dear daughter, I’ll find you a better suitor in the future!”  

Sang Jun soothed his irate brother. “Brother, let’s ask Lingling first.”  

Although Sang Mao was still unhappy, he heeded his younger brother’s advice.  

Sang Jun then smiled and asked, “Lingling, is there someone you like?”  

Sang Lingling blushed, pulled a handkerchief from her sleeve to cover half her face, and quickly pointed a delicate finger toward the only non-swollen face in the crowd—Chen Yuanhao—before hastily withdrawing her hand. 

Sang Jun and Sang Mao understood immediately.  

Sang Mao sighed. “That pale pretty boy looks like he’s taken some forbidden pills. His martial prowess hasn’t even reached the level of a wu wang. How can he be worthy of my precious daughter?”  

Sang Jun countered, “Brother, that’s not fair. As long as Lingling likes him, increasing his martial prowess is child’s play for you. Even if he’s mediocre now, he could become a genius with the right inheritance.”  

Sang Lingling murmured like a mosquito, “He… he’s good-looking…”  

Sang Mao looked over again. Indeed, among the many swollen faces, this one at least resembled a human. Moreover, this young man had a sharp mind and wasn’t completely lacking in martial ability.  

If Lingling’s future husband were slightly weaker than her in martial prowess, she might find it easier to control him in the future. Considering this, he became less resistant to the idea.  

Soon, Sang Mao announced, “Gentlemen, I appreciate your efforts. My beloved daughter has chosen her husband.” His gaze swept the room, bypassing countless battered faces, until it landed on the only intact one. “Young Master Chen Yuanhao, please accompany my daughter to the wedding hall for the ceremony!” 

In an instant, countless battered contenders radiated envy, jealousy, and hatred like venomous arrows, piercing the newly awakened Chen Yuanhao through and through.  

Chen Yuanhao managed a weak yet dashing smile. “This son-in-law is deeply honoured!” His last-ditch effort had finally paid off!  

Gu Bai: What? Did this guy just get lucky?—No, no, this must be the protagonist’s halo. To ensure the perverse protagonist successfully infiltrated Golden Phoenix City, it made sense for the love-struck young girl to fall for the charming young man. Especially when compared to so many pig-headed faces. ╮(╯▽╰)╭  

As the spectators dispersed, the defeated contestants left dejectedly.  

Gu Bai and his group waited calmly on the second floor. Sure enough, not long after, several well-dressed servants arrived to invite “the groom’s companions and relatives” to the wedding banquet.  

Qiguan Rui tidied the folds in Gu Bai’s clothes and smiled faintly. “It’s time to drink Yuanhao’s wedding wine.”  

Gu Bai’s entourage remained as grand as ever, with eight maidens of unparalleled beauty flanking him. The sight of this group—comprising individuals far above average in appearance and martial prowess—made the housekeeper, initially a little disdainful, instantly more cautious once he realised their extraordinary nature. It seemed this Young Master Chen Yuanhao wasn’t entirely unknown…  

Soon, the housekeeper led them to the city lord’s residence.  

Throughout the journey, Gu Bai displayed his picky nature. Golden Phoenix City was large, but the servants’ training left much to be desired. They kept stealing glances—where were their manners? Their professionalism? As for the housekeeper, his lack of emotional restraint on his face was even worse. In Heaven’s Capital, such a person would have to start training all over again!  

Gu Bai remained expressionless. Indeed, the staff in Heaven’s Capital were far more professional. Hahaha!

As the saying goes, “Like lord, like servant.” When the four exceptional maids encountered the servants of this martial city, they immediately displayed the elegance and professionalism of Heaven’s Capital’s Ten Perfect Maidens. Their beauty, posture, and conduct were unrivalled. Even Liu Manluo and the other three women subconsciously straightened their backs upon witnessing the maids’ transformation.  

Thus, a stunningly handsome young man, flanked by another slightly less handsome but equally refined youth, advanced with determination and dignity. The group of white-robed maidens followed solemnly by his side, as though they were serving their one true deity. 

They were soon led to a row of meticulously prepared, luxurious guest rooms—the finest accommodations for hosting the groom’s family.  

Gu Bai coldly surveyed the surroundings. “Lu Xiao, you handle the arrangements.”  

A graceful young woman curtsied. “Yes, City Lord.” She led a group of attendants to organise everything efficiently and methodically, demonstrating their exceptional training.  

The housekeeper couldn’t help but admire them. These people are truly extraordinary! He wondered, City Lord? Which city’s young ruler could this be?

Gu Bai then addressed the housekeeper, his imperious demeanour impeccable. “Where is Yuanhao?”  

The housekeeper’s attitude grew even more deferential. “Please follow me.” As they walked, he noted how even the four maids following the youth synchronised their steps perfectly. Such discipline was rare indeed…  

The housekeeper guided them to the finest guest room.  

Chen Yuanhao, newly minted groom and half-crippled from his injuries, was lying inside.  

The housekeeper bowed. “Please, come in.”  

Gu Bai strode into the room. On the large bed lay the pale but still spirited figure of Chen Yuanhao.  

After delivering his guests, the housekeeper discreetly withdrew.  

Qiu Tu remarked, “Is this meant to drive away bad luck?”  

Chen Yuanhao, caught off guard, retorted weakly, “No need to worry about me. I’ll live a long life.”  

His way of phrasing blessings was as infuriating as ever.  

After this friendly exchange, Chen Yuanhao addressed Gu Bai and Qiguan Rui. “City Lord, Master.”  

Qiguan Rui gently corrected him. “In this city, call me ‘Young Master.’”  

Chen Yuanhao nodded in understanding.  

Gu Bai looked at his frail state and sighed silently. This scrawny kid… I’m not trying to judge him.

If memory served, in the original story, the violent lolita’s bloodline would remain semi-activated until her coming-of-age ceremony—her wedding night. During that night, her bloodline would fully awaken.  

Some might recall the story of Little Frog Finds Daddy, where the protagonist transformed into a giant robot when faced with danger. That awakening scene was about 80% similar to the violent lolita’s transformation. Or perhaps people remembered the explosive shirt-ripping lolita from x-si Ji, whose awakening was also quite comparable. The remaining 20%? That would be the size difference.  

Gu Bai’s expression turned subtle. He wondered if the original man-versus-ape battle would still happen here… Strangely, he found himself looking forward to Chen Yuanhao’s wedding. Please hold on tight!

Golden Phoenix City clearly valued this union. They welcomed the new groom, his companions, and his friends with great care, bringing countless elixirs to hasten the groom’s recovery.  

Meanwhile, the delegation from Heaven’s Capital settled comfortably into their new accommodations.